For that you can take off from work after a corporate party

Collective party - a time when you can break away from work and forget about everything. That's only the last is just not recommended.

Five reasons to take off from work after a corporate party / event.dianit.com.ua

 According to the recruitment portal Superjob.ru, "remove" to the raging collective whoopee employees accounted for 16% of the companies. Moreover, in 6% of employees were fired on their own, and in 10% of the lead had to take leadership. The reasons are different, but, in general, it is possible to describe the phrase "drunken brawl": dancing on the tables in the style of Dima Bilan (not excluded that the strip), attempts to "divert" restaurant dishes and noisy showdown after being caught "in the hot "fights and so on.

The percentage is not so much because most of the companies belong to such antics, if not with understanding, then, like the descent. At the same time, 16% - is one sixth that is not too small. This means that the risk of reputation wetted down prior to departure is large enough. After what actions the chances of return to productive family will be minimal.

A. Dance striptease on the table

In fact, and the first (self strip) and second (actually, on the table) - is not all that rare. If only because the alcohol - and all the problems that are known to occur mainly because of him - a well-known aphrodisiac and energy. In this case it is difficult to say who is most at risk - the ladies or gentlemen. But it seems that after all the first, because their output is topless (that it happens most often) is remembered vividly. As for the dancing on the tables, here no one is immune. And if the public exposure of the most ashamed is rowdy (colleagues only to whisper and giggle in the back), then destroyed for a drink and snack revenge is collective. However, even here there are exceptions: in the younger teams (especially in IT), and can forgive that, and more. But watch out for after this will be anyway.

Two. A fight for the drink

Fight for a bottle - an event in itself outrageous. If only because at corporate company pays for everything that does not give anyone exclusive rights to the alcohol. In addition, attempts namesit side of another batch of degree contradicts the very principles of corporate ethics and team spirit. This means that a fighter can not be trusted by individual not only glass, but any serious task that requires concerted collective action. Anyway, the aggression - the last thing that should be in the team. Even if the aggressor - the most important chief, whom no one can dislodge.

Three. Tempt boss

Paradox: if the boss seduced ward - is bad. But if an employee seduced boss - it is a complete disaster. For the employee. Especially if the boss - a man ringed. To be fair, of course, to answer for their deeds should both parties ugliness. But bad luck is usually the one side - the subject. As a "stain on the reputation of" trying to remove from sight, using the first as a convenient pretext, in order thereby to stop any rumors and speculation in the bud, giving the hard-hitting stories quietly erased the memory. Of course, there are examples in history when everything ended positively for both parties - until marriage. But count on it still not worth it. Because these peaks is better to take sober.

4. Punish the chief of mentally and physically

In the common people this sounds simple: to give the boss in the ... in the face. Insolent. Even the hated. Well, or at least good to scold in a paroxysm of alcoholic courage in the face of expressing all that is boiling in his soul. Lesson is, perhaps, have long desired, but is not valid. The chiefs of all artfully arranged and do not like when someone raises their hand or voice. In addition, the working hierarchy is very similar to animals in the sense of who is stronger, he is above. And since the principal in the company should be one person, then all the power is not usually asked to exit. That is, except for his own satisfaction, another aspect of upbringing - in order to discourage others were.

Five. Remove all cell phone and put it on the internet

The idea is to shoot in celebration of the close (well, extensive) range of work - not a crime. Crime - doing captured the public domain without permission, in fact, themselves "actors." After each toast survey participants are becoming more liberated - so much so that in the morning may themselves be surprised. And how often wonder what they see their loved ones, especially his wife! Therefore, it is possible that colleagues are very offended when their heroism remind anyone else. And there are sincerely glad to expel the traitor, merged jeopardize their information. After all, corporate, even on the basis of the title refers to this team and not for others. Indeed, in another case, they would also be invited.