Monday, August 13, 2012

The best financial jokes 2011


The newspaper Financial Post published the best financial jokes of the year. Most jokes about Europe.
На фоне европейского кризиса инвесторы решили вкладывать в консервированные продукты
Against the background of the European crisis, investors have decided to invest in canned food / NYT Syndicate
The main object of jokes in financial 2011 was, of course, the debt crisis in Europe. Most went to Greece - the "loser" number one of this year.
Recall that the crisis of public debt in several European countries has caused panic among investors and questioned the very existence of the euro area and its single currency. The main debtors were insolvent, Greece, Ireland, Spain, Portugal and Italy.
A. Problem. Greek, Irish and Portuguese went to the bar. Who will pay the bill? A: German.
Two. The next summit of the leaders of the participating countries in the eurozone. 19:15 - Work Session, 20:00 - dinner 22:00 - Press conference 22:20 - Silvio Berlusconi went to a nightclub, drinks at his own expense. Angela Merkel refuses the invitation, because they do not want, Nicolas Sarkozy - because it can not, Yorgas Papandreou (Former Prime Minister of Greece) - because he has no money for a taxi home.
Three. - Why Greece did not receive financial assistance from the IMF and the EU?
- Because there is a working day is over before they manage to place an order.
4. A pessimist sees the glass half empty, an optimist - half full. A trader simply adds a whiskey.
Five. - How much of European finance ministers to replace a light bulb?
 - Not at all. With the light bulb is all right.
6. - What is the economic model correctly predicts the prospects for the European economy? Recession with a double bottom, V-shaped recession and recovery, or some more?
 - Bath. The rapid drainage, and then a period of stagnation, and then all flows into the pipe.

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